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Fables You Shouldn't Pay Any Attention To by Florence Parry Heide & Sylvia Worth Van Clief
epub |eng | | Author:Florence Parry Heide & Sylvia Worth Van Clief

As you see, he was very lazy. If he was inside, he was too lazy to go outside. If he was outside, he was too lazy to go inside. He ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths September 17,2017 )
The Wild Ones--Great Escape by C. Alexander London
epub |eng | 2017-08-15 | Author:C. Alexander London

Chapter Thirteen OLD FRIENDSSS KIT and the mongooses followed the vents back outside into the cool night air. Before he left, Kit took a long glance at the tunnel and ...
( Category: Action & Adventure September 17,2017 )
Best. Night. Ever. by Rachele Alpine & Ronni Arno & Alison Cherry & Stephanie Faris & Jen Malone & Gail Nall & Dee Romito
epub |eng | | Author:Rachele Alpine & Ronni Arno & Alison Cherry & Stephanie Faris & Jen Malone & Gail Nall & Dee Romito

ASHLYN { 9:05 P.M. } “WELL, THIS IS JUST SEVEN kinds of perfect,” I state. There are two possible scenarios going on right now: A. I was a serial killer ...
( Category: Arts, Music & Photography September 17,2017 )
Beanstalker and Other Hilarious Scarytales by Kiersten White
epub |eng | 2017-09-17 | Author:Kiersten White

“Cinderella.” She turned and watched the flames as they greedily jumped to a nearby bush. She sighed in contentment. “You don’t like snakes, do you?” he asked, suddenly sounding nervous. ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 17,2017 )
Poppy and the Mane Mania (DreamWorks Trolls Chapter Book #1) by David Lewman
epub |eng | 2017-07-25 | Author:David Lewman

SHPLORP. Poppy’s foot sank into the wet ground. She pulled her foot out. SHHHPLOOP! A greasy gob dripped from it. “This is a marsh!” she cried. “A greasy marsh!” “Yuck!” ...
( Category: Humor September 17,2017 )
Monsters Unleashed by John Kloepfer
epub |eng | 2017-06-03 | Author:John Kloepfer

Yapzilla contorted both her mouths into two angry scowls. “Boys!” Jordan shouted, gripping his fire extinguisher. “Time for plan B!” One of Yapzilla’s necks cranked back and let out a ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 17,2017 )
Branch and the Cooking Catastrophe (DreamWorks Trolls Chapter Book #2) by David Lewman
epub |eng | 2017-07-25 | Author:David Lewman

“I am SO sorry, Your Most Excellent Majesty,” Grub Grubbington said, wringing his hands, “but we seem to be all out of speckled savory salt!” Gristle looked unconcerned. “That’s all ...
( Category: Humor September 17,2017 )
The Monster's Daughter by Paul Gamble
epub |eng | | Author:Paul Gamble

* * * MINISTRY OF S.U.I.T.S HANDBOOK SWIMMING LESSONS INFLATABLE ARMBANDS When you first go for swimming lessons, you are given inflatable armbands. This is typical of the kind of ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy September 17,2017 )
Charlie y la fabrica de chocolate by Dahl Roald
epub | | 2009-12-13 | Author:Dahl, Roald [Dahl, Roald]

–No le ocurrirá nada -dijo el señor Wonka, riendo ligeramente. –¡Le convertirán en crema de fresas! – chilló la señora Gloop. –¡Nunca! – gritó el señor Wonka. –¡Claro que sí! ...
( Category: Classics September 17,2017 )
The Tale of Angelino Brown by David Almond
epub |eng | 2017-05-04 | Author:David Almond [Almond, David; Smith, Alex T.]

Imagine this. A small white room with a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling. A single window with black curtains pulled across it. A square table in the middle ...
( Category: Humor September 17,2017 )
Uncle Shawn and Bill and the Almost Entirely Unplanned Adventure by A. L. Kennedy
epub |eng | 2017-02-02 | Author:A. L. Kennedy [Kennedy, A. L.]

And so Paul shook his head and huffed some more, but then started to pull the caravan very quietly. He had already told Uncle Shawn to wrap his hooves in ...
( Category: Humor & Satire September 17,2017 )
Fishin' by Davy Ocean
epub |eng | | Author:Davy Ocean

Rick wriggles out of the hug and fins me away. “Get off me, mallet head!” But I’m too excited to be annoyed by his latest insult. I have a plan. ...
( Category: Animals September 17,2017 )
Hooray! My Butt Left the Bench! #10 by Henry Winkler & Lin Oliver & Scott Garrett
epub |eng | 2017-08-01 | Author:Henry Winkler & Lin Oliver & Scott Garrett

At the end of our drill, Ms. Adolf called the team together. “In preparation for our game on Friday, I have ordered special team jerseys for you,” she said. “As ...
( Category: Sports & Outdoors September 17,2017 )
Sparkle Fairies and the Imaginaries by Holly Anna
epub |eng | | Author:Holly Anna

I raise my hand as high as I can because I have a question that’s been on my mind for a while. “Also, do you think we can fly this ...
( Category: Activities, Crafts & Games September 17,2017 )
The Very Bad Book by Andy Griffiths
epub |eng | | Author:Andy Griffiths

The Very Bad Fish THE END The Dog That Fell Apart Once upon a time there was a dog. One day the dog’s tail fell off. The next day his ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction September 17,2017 )

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